MORE ABOUT CLASS OUTING!BTW THE GROUPING IS REAL AND UPDATED OTHER THAN THEIR GROUP NAMES
Demolition Squad :
TeoJing
Georgine
ChuaNa
Trishala
Lester
HongLi
Natasha
Goblins :
Chinwei
SueAnne
TowKai
RongYao
Rachel
Jerrom
KAMKAZE squad :
Qikang
RenYong
Samantha
Elijah
Jaben
Keith
AREA CLEANING:
Jasmine
Melanie
Mateen
Noah
Darren
Jinghan
DANGER:
>the pdo(public duty officer) is jerrom. if any of the MEDIC members do not do their job properly just approach him. He can SHOOT any of them.
>Please ELIMINATE Lester / Wenxi /darrenif you HAVE A URGE TO KILL when you're HOPELESS or u can ask jerrom to help
>SHOOT upon sight, they're NOT from SJAB(lester darren and wenxi jerrom is allied) ("best" cca!)
> We will not hold any responsiblity if you are injured.Instead,we will ditch you and leave you there to DIE!
> Medics will not supply plaster, antiseptic, bandages, gauze and etc.Instead,they will ditch you and leave you there to DIE!So eliminate them if you have to
> If you on medication, please TEMPT yourself from playing under the hot sun and please!! REMEMBER TO BRING UR LAXATIVES TO SMITE OTHER PEOPLES DRINKS SO THEY GET STOMACH ACHE
> Please DONT inform any Overall in-charge if you need to leave early,just sneak away and leave them in panic! Going to the GIRLS WASHROOM(i your a guy) OR BOYS TOILET(if your a girl)PEE IN THE SEA(if your transexual or if u dun have anywhere to pee) or anything that have to leave the group.
Food:
> food
> NON-Halal
> FRESH,RAW MEAT
> Edible (but you will die~)
*We'll be having PORK , BLOOD SOAKED Rice , CASINO Chips , 3 bottles of RECYCLED Water (15litre) .
DO COMPLAIN EVEN IF THE FOOD IS REALLY NICE. (IT WILL NOT BE NICE)^^
Belonging:
> We will hold any responsiblity for any loss item ON EVERYONE WE WILL SEARCH THEIR BAGS FOR UR STUFF AND IF STILL CANNOT FIND, WE WILL SHOOT THEM ONE BY ONE UNTIL WE ARE EITHER LUCKY ENUF TO SHOOT THE REAL ONE/ HE ADMITS/ TILL THERES NO ONE LEFT TO SHOOT. (though Ariel & Elizabeth will be taking care of your belongings but they might steal it or they will BURY IT IN THE SAND and BURIED away for good~ GOOD RIDDANCE!)
THEY MIGHT REPLACE YOUR TANNING OIL WITH COOKING OIL SO U BURN UP IN SHAME
> TEMPT yourself from bringing expensive, PIRATED ,shitty, HOMING , KILLING devices.(PS3,XBOX,LAPTOP,ELECTRONIC MAID etc.)
Bring along item:
- Water (compulsory NOT TO BRING)just for peeing in ur bottle if u dun wanna do it in the sea
- Class TeeHEE (so we do not shoot the wrong guy in the case we do... TEHEE they become FATALITY LET ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE!)
- HUGE towel (in case your camping there cause you were isolated and ditched >8D)
- Snacks (COMPULSORY LUNCH IS PROVIDED BUT MAY NOT BE EDIBLE)
- umbrella (shield yourself from flying shells)
- EZ-link card
-Money (BRING UR WILL ALONG SO THAT WE CAN AMEND IT AND GIV IT TO UR LAWYER BEFORE U DIE) around $1000.
WARNING LUNCH MAY CAUSE DIARRHEA AND HEADACHES STOMCAHACHE
ALL THESE AND MORE ON THE CLASS OUTING!!!!!!
Games :
Amazing Killing Race/spree (Woots)(In your groupings)
MINEFIELD - to get to the other side of the field without getting blown to peices
KILLING FIELD @ changi beach- to remind us of the past history and take turns to kill each other
WATER i mean... REAL BOMBS TO THROW AT UR FRIENDS WHEN U SEE THEIR FACE NOT HAPPY
The group which wins , will be sacrifice and their blood offered to the GODS of above(ITS AN HONOUR BTW) TEHEE
The group which lose, will be beheaded and be shamed and dishonoured for enternity
OBJECTIVES THE REAL ONE,:
TO UNLEASH A PLAGUE UPON MANKIND
TO LET ALL HELL BREAK LOOSE
TO UNLEASH BRING FORWARD THE DAY OF RECKONING
TO UNLEASH RAGNAROK (ANOTHER DOOMSDAY EVENT)
BY JABEN ( i know not as funny but the gr8 jerrom isnt here this is my best.Enjoy.Bwuhahahaha)
THIS VERSION HAS BEEN UPDATED AND EDITED BY JERROM, THE JERROM TAN U ASSHOLE...
Friday, May 1, 2009
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