Monday, August 10, 2009

random story by Darren

Hi i m boliao like siao today so ya...

Disclaimer:This story is NOT TRUE IN ANY SENSE and the line "pain agony hatred and anger" is JABEN's line n is subjected to copyrght(though i didnt ask for permission XD)

Once in an universal called Ariel,in a solar system called elizabeth,a planet called cheryl,a continent called sue anne,a country called chua na,a city called georgine,there is a condo called jasmine.Rachel was opening a shop there called Natasha which sell a brand of pimple cream called samantha.Felicia, the richest in town when to Rachel's shop n bought everything,den ordered her servent melaine to help her carry to her car called normala, the driver,jannah smiled n said:"hi bitch!" Felicia called the police n policewomen,sharon answered.Felicia went on kaopei-ing bout her driver.Sharon called her in-charge,shi yee,which called her superior wenxi which called her superior Teo jing which oredered another policeman Trishala to go.Trishala took the policecar Valerie which broke down at Deirdre Street so she took a taxi called zhao na n reache to the scene of crime.She den declared jannah guilty,den accepted $98809280 from felicia as a present.She called Alvin to arrest jannah to jail but on the way jannah's boyfriend tow kai anotehr flithy rich B@stard bribed alvin wif $92319299 n he realeased jannah.Meanwhile,felicia when to Elijah avenue street n open another stall selling samantha.Mateen a poor man tot it was freckles cream n bought it for his dog,lester.After applying it on lester,lester had BIG RED PUFFY CHEEKS,he gt so wooried tat he send him to a vet in Rong Yao street.Thr vet,Qikang.He claimed tat lester is screwed n need to put to sleep =D.he took a medicine called Noah n injected it into lester.lester whined in pain agony hatred and anger n died nt peacefully =D.Mateen called Hong Li's Funeral service for Dogs and Bitches.Renyong,a supervisor look at lester n said:"Take it away!!!!!!!!" Jaben the furneral worker took lester n flung it into the flames.Darren=D the boss of the funeral service asked 2 underlings Shams n jerrom to collect payment which cost $98129648 but mateen had no money.So they called chin wei a gangster who belong to the Keith's Clan to bash him up n Jinghan a rich man helped him.Mateen was so grateful that he become JingHan's servent.


THE END by boliao de DArren =D
*Edited by DArren( changed the ending cos its retarted and fix typo =D)

FEEL FREE TO EDIT TIS STORY BUT PLS DO NOT REMOVE DISCLAIMER =D

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